BREAKING: President Poopy Pants Strikes Again

Joe Biden was at the COP26 summit (which is some climate waste of time featuring idiots)  this weekend in Scotland when he ran into the wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Parker Bowles. He and Camilla were exchanging basic polite small talk when, according to the New York Post and a source close to Bowles, he broke wind big time. 

That’s right, a source told reporters that Camilla Parker Bowles cannot stop talking about how Joe Biden let out a long agonizing fart that she found “impossible to ignore” while they were casually chatting about the impending doom of planet earth. 

This is not the first time Joe Biden has been rumored to have gastrointestinal issues at important meetings with heads of state. Earlier this month when he met with Pope Francis at the Vatican, it is rumored that Joe Biden defecated in his pants and had to cancel his meeting and change clothes before leaving. 

It seems like Biden at age 78 isn’t handling travel as well as his peers like President Trump and is maybe in need of a specialist to deal with his obvious chronic stomach issues. 

In response to these allegations, White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki said, “whoever smelt it, dealt it.” (Not really)