The Conservative Critic The Oscar Nominations Are Here! Here Are The Best, Worst, Biggest Snubs, And Big Surprises Published 2 years ago on January 25, 2023 By Jennifer Zilla No matter how much Hollywood sucks (which is quite a lot), and no matter how political or bought-and-paid-for these awards tend to be – the Academy Awards remains the top award in the film industry and is considered the gold standard for whether or not a film is a high quality. Its only true rival is the Free Press Fail Freedom Award whose nominations have not yet been announced in 2023. Even in recent years the Academy politics have been thwarted by the voice of the voters and high quality, special, and even conservative-friendly films have taken wins including CODA from last year and Nomadland from the year prior – both of which enjoyed high critical analysis from the Conservative Critic and the former of which received a Freedom award from Best Supporting Actor. So you don’t have to follow it. I am on the sometimes painful and definitely long journey of watching all the Oscar front runners. For a full list of nominees see here. Here are the best, worst, most surprising, and biggest snubs for the nominations this year: Best: Top Gun: Maverick for Best Picture Based on the lack of nomination for Tom Cruise in the acting categories or for the film’s director or cinematography (more on this), Top Gun: Maverick is unlikely to take the top prize despite quite clearly and objectively being the best movie of this year and probably in the last five years. I was glad to see it nominated as it more than deserved the credit and accolades for single handedly saving films, pioneering technique, and blending nostalgia with high quality new content. Worst: Elvis for Best Makeup and Hairstyling Austin Butler was truly great as Elvis (he might think he actually is Elvis) and definitely deserves the Best Actor nomination. But the film itself was absolute garbage. Irredeemably bad. One of the worst elements of the entire movie was the God awful makeup and hair. The prosthetics in the movie were so bad they looked like the same ones used when Mike Meyers played Fat Bastard in Austin Powers. They weren’t as good as the ones Tyra Banks wore to pretend to be fat. Even setting aside the atrocious prosthetics (which is a big portion of how makeup gets judged) the hair and makeup itself was insane. Austin’s fake tan looked like 13 year old me had applied it before a pool party sleepover. His eyeliner was thicker than Billie Joe Armstrong in the early aughts. But after all that overdoing, the makeup and hair artists made the absolutely wild decision to totally downplay Priscilla’s makeup and hair even though she was known for a giant beehive and big winged eyeliner. Elvis was trash, but it’s unbelievable that the actual worst party of an already terrible film was nominated for an award. Biggest Snub: No nominations for Top Gun: Maverick in directing or cinematography There is a major flag on the play for me when it comes to the Top Gun: Maverick production snubs. The team produced a film unlike any film ever made in history. They used technology that has never been used in film before. They had actors actually in military jets flying in g-force with cameras able to capture the action with such clarity that it did not hurt the integrity of the film. You had a director, Joseph Kosinski, who was directing his actors literally while they were in the sky flying at jet speeds. I know cinematography is about the artistic vision of the film, but the film was beautiful and the director had to manage that by directing jet pilots on where to fly and what to capture and by sending his team into high intensity flight scenarios. Tom Cruise was literally flying a jet in the film and they captured it beautifully. These two omissions are unforgivable. Read here for how immensely difficult and technical their unique film technique was to create Top Gun: Maverick. This film is the best of a decade on technique alone. Best surprise: Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris for Best Costume Design A sweet and lovely film about a woman who has had a tough time and just wants to buy a fancy dress in Paris, Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris is not the normal Oscar fare. But the film features absolutely stunning vintage Dior recreations that are as appealing in the film as they were when they walked the runway in the 1950s. On top of that, the film really captures something special about the connection between a beautiful dress and a lifted spirit. The film is all about the costumes and fully deserves the nomination if not the win. Unconfirmed Snub: The Decision to Leave for Best International Picture or Best PictureI have not yet seen The Decision to Leave but the internet is absolutely abuzz with its alleged “snubbing.” It is apparently a beautiful film that was the best on the international circuit. I will check it out and report back if it’s any good. I’ve seen a lot of stills and it does appear to be a work of art. Worst Surprise: Ana De Armas in Blonde for Best Actress in a Leading RoleI have not seen Blonde. I will never see Blonde. I do not care how well Ana De Armas can cry on cue or “do Marilyn Monroe.” The film (and source material) is a disgusting rape fantasy which fetishises the domineering of Monroe and masqueredes as a gritty retelling of truth. The film invents sexual assaults, forced abortions, and horrific abuses which never occurred and delivers them with highly graphic detail including a close up of Monroe giving fellatio to JFK before he calls her a dirty slut. This is not done to sympathize with Monroe but to instead create a weird, violent, pornographic fantasy about her. It should not be rewarded whatsoever. Leave it to Hollywood to reward an actress for doing something so disgustingly perverted and harmful to women including the real life woman she was portraying. Here’s the full list: 2023 | Oscars.org | Academy of Motion Picture Arts and SciencesBest PictureAll Quiet on the Western Front Avatar: The Way of WaterThe Banshees of Inisherin ElvisEverything Everywhere All at Once The FabelmansTÁR Top Gun: MaverickTriangle of Sadness Women TalkingBest DirectorMartin McDonagh, The Banshees of Inisherin Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, Everything Everywhere All at OnceSteven Spielberg, The Fabelmans Todd Field, TÁRRuben Östlund, Triangle of Sadness Best ActorAustin Butler, ElvisColin Farrell, The Banshees of Inisherin Brendan Fraser, The WhalePaul Mescal, Aftersun Bill Nighy, LivingBest ActressCate Blanchett, TÁR Ana de Armas, BlondeAndrea Riseborough, To Leslie Michelle Williams, The FabelmansMichelle Yeoh, Everything Everywhere All at Once Best Supporting ActorBrendan Gleeson, The Banshees of InisherinBrian Tyree Henry, Causeway Judd Hirsch, The FabelmansBarry Keoghan, The Banshees of Inisherin Ke Huy Quan, Everything Everywhere All at OnceBest Supporting ActressAngela Bassett, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Hong Chau, The WhaleKerry Condon, The Banshees of Inisherin Jamie Lee Curtis, Everything Everywhere All at OnceStephanie Hsu, Everything Everywhere All at Once Best Writing (Adapted Screenplay)Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson, and Ian Stokell, All Quiet on the Western FrontRian Johnson, Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery Kazuo Ishiguro, LivingScreenplay by Ehren Kruger, Eric Warren Singer, and Christopher McQuarrie, story by Peter Craig and Justin Marks, Top Gun: Maverick Sarah Polley, Women TalkingBest Writing (Original Screenplay)Martin McDonagh, The Banshees of Inisherin Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, Everything Everywhere All at OnceSteven Spielberg and Tony Kushner, The Fabelmans Todd Field, TÁRRuben Östlund, Triangle of Sadness Best Animated Feature FilmGuillermo del Toro’s PinocchioMarcel the Shell With Shoes On Puss In Boots: The Last WishThe Sea Beast Turning RedBest International Feature FilmAll Quiet on the Western Front Argentina, 1985 Close EoThe Quiet Girl Best Documentary FeatureAll That BreathesAll the Beauty and the Bloodshed Fire of LoveA House Made of Splinters NavalnyBest Film EditingMikkel E.G. Nielsen, The Banshees of Inisherin Matt Villa and Jonathan Redmond, ElvisPaul Rogers, Everything Everywhere All at Once Monika Willi, TÁREddie Hamilton, Top Gun: Maverick Best CinematographyJames Friend, All Quiet on the Western FrontDarius Khondji, Bardo, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths Mandy Walker, ElvisRoger Deakins, Empire of Light Florian Hoffmeister, TÁRBest Costume DesignMary Zophres, Babylon Ruth E. Carter, Black Panther: Wakanda ForeverCatherine Martin, Elvis Shirley Kurata, Everything Everywhere All at OnceJenny Beavan, Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris Best Makeup and HairstylingHeike Merker and Linda Eisenhamerová, All Quiet on the Western FrontNaomi Donne, Mike Marino, and Mike Fontaine, The Batman Camille Friend and Joel Harlow, Black Panther: Wakanda ForeverMark Coulier, Jason Baird, and Aldo Signoretti, Elvis Adrien Morot, Judy Chin, and Anne Marie Bradley, The WhaleBest Production DesignChristian M. Goldbeck and Ernestine Hipper, All Quiet on the Western Front Dylan Cole, Ben Procter, and Vanessa Cole, Avatar: The Way of WaterFlorencia Martin and Anthony Carlino, Babylon Catherine Martin, Karen Murphy, and Bev Dunn, ElvisRick Carter and Karen O’Hara, The Fabelmans Best Music (Original Song)“Applause” from Tell It Like a Woman, music and lyrics by Dianne Warren“Hold My Hand” from Top Gun: Maverick, music and lyrics by Lady Gaga and BloodPop “Lift Me Up” from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, music and lyrics by Tems, Rihanna, Ryan Coogler, and Ludwig Goransson“Naatu Naatu” from RRR, music by M.M. Keeravaani, lyrics by Chandrabose “This Is a Life” from Everything Everywhere All at Once, music by Ryan Lott, David Byrne, and Mitski, lyrics by Ryan LottBest Music (Original Score)Volker Bertelmann, All Quiet on the Western Front Justin Hurwitz, BabylonCarter Burwell, The Banshees of Inisherin Son Lux, Everything Everywhere All at OnceJohn Williams, The Fabelmans Best SoundViktor Prášil, Frank Kruse, Markus Stemler, Lars Ginzel, and Stefan Korte, All Quiet on the Western FrontJulian Howarth, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Dick Bernstein, Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, and Michael Hedges, Avatar: The Way of Water Stuart Wilson, William Files, Douglas Murray, and Andy Nelson, The BatmanDavid Lee, Wayne Pashley, Andy Nelson, and Michael Keller, Elvis Mark Weingarten, James H. Mather, Al Nelson, Chris Burdon, and Mark Taylor, Top Gun: MaverickBest Visual EffectsFrank Petzold, Viktor Müller, Markus Frank, and Kamil Jafar, All Quiet on the Western Front Joe Letteri, Richard Baneham, Eric Saindon, and Daniel Barrett, Avatar: The Way of WaterDan Lemmon, Russell Earl, Anders Langlands, and Dominic Tuohy, The Batman Geoffrey Baumann, Craig Hammack, R. Christopher White, and Dan Sudick, Black Panther: Wakanda ForeverRyan Tudhope, Seth Hill, Bryan Litson, and Scott R. Fisher, Top Gun: Maverick Best Animated Short FilmThe Boy, the Mole, the Fox, and the HorseThe Flying Sailor Ice MerchantsMy Year of Dicks An Ostrich Told Me the World Is Fake, and I Think I Believe ItBest Live Action Short FilmAn Irish Goodbye IvaluLe Pupille Night RideThe Red Suitcase Best Documentary ShortThe Elephant WhisperersHaulout How Do You Measure a Year?The Martha Mitchell Effect Stranger at the Gate Related Topics: