Which movies were the biggest stinkers? The Razzie Awards are in

Today is Oscar Sunday which means the Razzies were held last night to make sure Hollywood knows how ridiculous it is for often pretending films are great when they’re trash. This year Tom Hanks led the Golden Raspberries for honors by winning both Worst Actor for his role in Elvis and Worst Onscreen Couple for his partnership with terrible facial prosthetics and a bad accent in his role in Elvis. He also was the lead role of Disney’s live action Pinocchio which won for Worst Rip-Off. Of course, ironically, Elvis is up for eight Oscars today making it all the more sweet for Tom Hanks to be summarily roasted for the worst role of his career. Other objectively terrible films such as Blonde are being honored at the Oscars today and also received quite a few accolades including Worst Picture at the Razzies. 

Ya crazy Hollywood! And we can tell when people bought their way into your awards. Razzies all around.

Here are the big Razzie ‘winners’ 

WORST PICTURE

Blonde (WINNER)

Disney’s Pinocchio

Good Mourning

The King’s Daughter

Morbius

WORST ACTOR

Jared Leto / Morbius (WINNER)

Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) / Good Mourning

Pete Davidson (Voice Only) / Marmaduke

Tom Hanks (as Gepetto) / Disney’s Pinocchio

Sylvester Stallone / Samaritan

WORST ACTRESS

Razzies / Their 43rd Worst Actress Nominations Blunder (WINNER)

Bryce Dallas Howard / Jurassic Park: Dominion

Diane Keaton / Mack & Rita

Kaya Scodelario / The King’s Daughter

Alicia Silverstone / The Requin

WORST REMAKE/RIP-OFF/SEQUEL

Disney’s Pinocchio (WINNER)

Blonde

BOTH 365 Days sequels — 365 Days: This Day and The Next 365 Days [a Razzie BOGO]

Firestarter

Jurassic World: Dominion

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Adria Arjona / Morbius (WINNER)

Lorraine Bracco (voice only) Disney’s Pinocchio

Penélope Cruz / The 355

Bingbing Fan / The 355 and The King’s Daughter

Mira Sorvino / Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Tom Hanks / Elvis (WINNER)

Pete Davidson (cameo role) Good Mourning

Xavier Samuel / Blonde

Mod Sun / Good Mourning

Evan Williams / Blonde

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Tom Hanks and His Latex-Laden Face (and Ludicrous Accent) Elvis (WINNER)

Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) and Mod Sun / Good Mourning

Both Real Life Characters in the Fallacious White House Bedroom Scene / Blonde

Andrew Dominik and His Issues With Women / Blonde

The Two 365 Days Sequels (both released in 2022)

WORST DIRECTOR

Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) and Mod Sun / Good Mourning (WINNER)

Judd Apatow / The Bubble

Andrew Dominik / Blonde

Daniel Espinosa / Morbius

Robert Zemeckis / Disney’s Pinocchio

WORST SCREENPLAY

Blonde / Written for the screen by Andrew Dominik, adapted from the Bio-Novel by Joyce Carol Oates (WINNER)

Disney’s Pinocchio / Screenplay by Robert Zemeckis and Chris Weitz (not authorized by the estate of Carlo Collodi)

Good Mourning / “Written” by Machine Gun Kelly and Mod Sun

Jurassic World: Dominion / Screenplay by Emily Carmichael and Colin Trevorrow, story by Trevorrow and Derek Connolly

Morbius / Screen story and screenplay by Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless

RAZZIE REDEEMER AWARD

Colin Farrell (From 2004 Worst Actor nominee to 2022 Best Actor Oscar Front-Runner)