BREAKING: White House Admits What We’ve All Been Thinking…

Well, well, well… it looks like the White House is finally admitting what we’ve all been thinking: Joe Biden’s mental faculties are rapidly declining.

According to officials, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to schedule events with him in the morning, in the evening, or on weekends. Apparently, the only time he’s capable of stringing together coherent sentences is between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. on weekdays.

I don’t know about you, but I think we deserve a president who can handle a full schedule. I mean, what kind of message does it send to the world when our leader can’t even handle a meeting before noon or after sunset?

It’s no secret that Biden’s mental state has been a cause for concern since he took office. From forgotten names to botched press conferences, it’s clear that the man is not all there. But now we have official confirmation that his schedule has to be tailored to accommodate his cognitive decline.

The question is, how long can this go on? How long will the American people tolerate a leader who can only work a few hours a day, a few days a week? It’s time for Joe Biden to step up and admit that he’s not up to the job. Until then, we’ll be left with a president who can’t even handle a full workweek. Sad!