BREAKING: What is going on with Kate Middleton? 

Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William and member of the royal family, hasn’t been seen in a few weeks which has prompted a viral conspiracy theory that something bad has happened (re: she has died or is leaving William or etc). 

The Royal family PR team is not easing anyone’s minds. They recently put out a photo of Kate seemingly trying to provide proof of life but the Associated Press refused to publish the photo because it had been clearly altered. The internet’s top sleuths (I assume Taylor Swift fans) pointed out all the flaws with the photo including that it seems Kate’s face was actually stolen from a Vogue photo shoot she did a while ago. After the disastrous faked photo they put out a tweet allegedly from Kate herself saying she was fine and she just altered the picture badly trying to make it look nice. It has all been highly suspicious. 

Whatever the situation may be with America’s former oppressors, here are the best reactions to the conspiracy and the absolutely terrible job the Royal family PR team is doing to resolve concern for Kate: 

Nothing to see here, kids!

They’re so life like….

We’re all being replaced tbh.

Someone is getting fired.

Kate has always been a great unifier 

Kate Middleton editing her own professional photos she posts online is v believable to all of us. 

MAGA is always the vibe.

It’s time to question everything.

We already  have a mascot for our skepticism.

Where will we see ‘real Kate’ next? 

Even if we don’t care that much about the royals, we do hope Kate is doing okay and we hope to hear from her soon.