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Make America Hot Again: Trump’s new government is hotties only
Over the past few days President Donald Trump has been making announcements of his nominations for Cabinet positions and appointments to other roles in government. But between Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio (rumored), there is one clear thing that Trump’s new crew has in common:
They’re all hotties.
While they’re are still more to come, here are all the hot people Trump has currently looped into his government coalition.
Pete Hegseth: Secretary of Defense
Tulsi Gabbard: Director of National Intelligence (rumored)
Vivek Ramaswamy: Department of Government Efficiency
John Thune: Senate Majority Leader (HEAR ME OUT THIS ISN’T ABOUT VIEWS OR PERSONALITY)
Kristi Noem: Secretary of Homeland Security
Mike Waltz: National Security Advisor (bonus: hot wife, Julieane)
Elise Stefanik: UN Ambassador
Marco Rubio: Secretary of State (bonus hot wife, Jeanette)
Taylor Budowich: White House senior staff