6 Things Democrats Can Talk About Now That January 6th Is Over

We made it through January 6th without a big FBI plot this year but without the threat of some upcoming drama, what do democrats even have to talk about?! We’ve got a few really good ideas for them.

1. The Climate Crisis… Again
Democrats can dust off their recycled Greta Thunberg tweets while sipping almond lattes in their gas-heated apartments. Biden’s already getting ’em started with his executive orders to ban offshore drilling forever, but who knows if he’s really on target with his talkers…

2. Why They Can’t Figure Out TikTok Trends
While the conservative movement dominated social media, the left still can’t figure out how to meme. Perhaps they need some kind of internal discussion?

3. Student Loan Forgiveness (That’s Still Pending)
“We swear, it’s coming any day now. Probably. Maybe. Okay, let’s just blame the Republicans again” or something!

4. How Everything Is Still Russia’s Fault
Just borrow from the tried and true, Biden playbook. The Wi-Fi’s down? Putin. Grocery prices skyrocketed? Putin. Fell off your bike cause you’re clearly unwell even though everyone’s been covering it up for years? You guessed it—Putin.

5. The Unending Threat of MAGA Republicans
They can warn about our red hats like 76 million Americans didn’t just show up for MAGA. “Lock your doors, people! Someone is proudly displaying a Trump bumper sticker!”

6. Hunter Biden’s Remarkable Art Career
Say what you will, but that man knows how to use a paintbrush… and a laptop! Now that Hunter has been pardoned for all his crimes, his art career can finally get the attention in deserves.