6 Insane Moments from the RFK Jr. Confirmation Hearings

We knew the RFK Jr. confirmation hearings would be a spectacle—and wow, did they deliver. The left is practically foaming at the mouth over his near-inevitable path to the HHS Secretary seat, but believe it or not, it wasn’t all chaos. Here are my top moments from this political rollercoaster.

1. When Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) Dropped a Truth Bomb

Senator Johnson basically dared the Democrats to do something revolutionary: agree with someone they normally wouldn’t. He highlighted that—gasp!—RFK Jr. and President Trump actually share some common ground on solving America’s chronic disease crisis. Instead of screaming “blasphemy,” maybe everyone should consider the possibility that unity could help save our kids.

Raise your hand if you’re equally tired of the endless political game-playing.

2. When Bernie Sanders Went Full Attack Mode… Over a Onesie

Yes, you read that right: a onesie sent Bernie Sanders into orbit. What exactly was on that adorable baby garment? Whatever it was, Senator Sanders’ meltdown only made me want to buy one for every baby shower in the next decade.

The man might be pushing the boundaries of “grumpy grandpa vibes,” but apparently, the real threat to democracy is a piece of cloth with cute slogans. Can’t wait to see him on the next episode of Congressional Fashion Police.

3. When Elizabeth Warren Wanted RFK Jr. to Pinky Swear He’d Never Take Big Pharma Cash

Is it just me, or did Senator Warren ask the question every American wants to hear from politicians—but only when it’s aimed at someone she doesn’t politically align with?

RFK Jr.’s response? A big, fat “Sure thing, but they’re definitely not interested in paying me anyway.” Which is basically the polite version of “Duh, I’m their biggest headache.”

4. When RFK Jr. Brought Up the “G” Word (God, Obviously)

Apparently, praying for 20 years that you can fix America’s chronic disease epidemic is scandalous now. RFK Jr. revealed that his morning ritual includes hitting his knees in prayer. In a room where certain folks probably pray only for more Twitter likes, this might have felt a little too real.

5. When Senator Tina Smith Tried to Shut RFK Jr. Down After He Mentioned SSRIs

Nothing says “I’m losing this argument!” quite like abruptly calling for a hearing to be shut down. RFK Jr. dared to mention SSRIs, along with social media and video games, as possible contributing factors to national health crises—and you’d think he shouted “Fire!” in a crowded theater.

Nothing says democratic debate like cutting it short the moment something controversial comes up.

6. When RFK Jr. Got a Standing Ovation

Despite all the attempts to derail him, RFK Jr. ended up receiving a standing ovation. For a moment in that hearing, the chaos and bickering gave way to applause. If that’s not a plot twist worthy of a political soap opera, what is?

The bottom line? Watching RFK Jr. fight his way through these confirmation hearings has been wild. Sure, the left is furious. Sure, the meltdown over baby onesies and big-pharma pinky promises is borderline comedic. But at the end of the day, RFK Jr. is one step closer to leading HHS—and that’s the real showstopper.