Trump’s & Musk’s New Plan Could Cut the Budget Deficit in HALF—Here’s How!

Democrats and their media lapdogs are absolutely spiraling after President Trump and Elon Musk took over the Oval Office to talk about the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Why? Because it’s already uncovering enough fraud and waste to make D.C. swamp creatures sweat through their overpriced suits.

But let’s be real—the best part of the whole thing? Musk brought his little boy, X. Yes, the kid is named X (because of course he is), and honestly, we love to see it. A toddler chilling in the Oval while world-changing policies are discussed? Work-life balance, but make it historic.

Now, onto the fun part—DOGE has only been around for a hot minute, and it’s already making career bureaucrats panic. Here are some of the juiciest revelations:

• 150-Year-Old Social Security Recipients? 👀 Musk casually exposed that the government has been cutting Social Security checks for people who, if still alive, would be breaking world records.
• The Retirement Mine is Real. Apparently, retiring from the federal government is harder than escaping Shawshank. Musk’s team discovered that paperwork is manually processed in a literal limestone mine from the 1950s, and retirements are limited by how fast the mine shaft elevator moves. Government efficiency at its finest!
• Cutting the Budget Deficit in Half. Musk said with Trump’s support, DOGE could slash the deficit from $2 trillion to $1 trillion. Yes, you read that right—a 50% cut. No wonder Democrats are losing their minds.

Trump summed it up best: DOGE is on track to uncover close to a trillion dollars in waste, fraud, and abuse. That’s precisely what the D.C. establishment doesn’t want you to know.

And to cap it all off, Musk left us with a mic-drop moment:
“If the people cannot vote and have their will be decided by their elected representatives… then we don’t live in a Democracy. We live in a bureaucracy.”

Boom.

So, while the left is busy clutching their pearls over DOGE, Trump and Musk are making government actually work for the people. Oh, and X is just along for the ride—probably doing a better job than half of Biden’s Cabinet while he’s at it.