HILARIOUS! This Canadian Cancels Nashville Trip Over Trump—LOL, Okay!

In today’s episode of Trump Derangement Syndrome: International Edition, a Canadian man has made the boldest protest move of our time—canceling his trip to Nashville because of Trump’s tariffs. Instead, he’ll be taking his hard-earned loonies to Mexico.

Oh no! However will America recover from this devastating loss?

In case you missed it, Trump announced plans to impose new tariffs on China and possibly extend them to other countries. This apparently sent our northern neighbor into such a spiral that he just had to change his vacation plans out of sheer principle. Because nothing says “sticking it to Trump” like trading live country music and Tennessee barbecue for cartel-controlled tourist resorts and questionable tap water.

Let’s be real—Nashville will be just fine. The city is packed every weekend with tourists wearing cowboy boots they just bought on Amazon, sipping overpriced drinks, and belting out “Jolene” on Broadway st. Meanwhile, Mexico is probably wondering why it’s being dragged into some random dude’s personal meltdown.

But hey, if this “protest” makes him feel better, more power to him. The rest of us will be enjoying America without him. Safe travels, bro!