BREAKING: Federal Employee Learns She’s Not Special, Throws Tantrum

Oh no! A federal employee got fired and is now shocked to learn that, just like the rest of America, she’s not immune from accountability. Hanna Hickman, a former CFPB attorney, is throwing a tantrum on camera, claiming her dismissal was illegal because “civil servants are only supposed to be fired if our performance falls short on the job.”

Hate to break it to you, Hanna, but that’s not really how it works. If the boss wants you gone, you’re gone. And in this case? That boss is President Trump, and he’s not playing games. The American people sent him back to D.C. to clean house—and yes, that includes career bureaucrats who’ve spent years collecting paychecks while pushing policies nobody voted for.

Pack up the government-issue stapler and take your sob story elsewhere. Maybe there’s a law firm somewhere that needs a professional whiner.

Bye, Hanna! 🚪👋