Trump’s DOGE Shocker: 20% Payouts Headed to YOUR Bank Account??

President Trump might be about to make it rain DOGE! Rumor has it he’s cooking up a bold new plan that’ll take 20% of that sweet, sweet DOGE “savings” and split it up like a good ol’ slice of American apple pie: 20% to pay down our national debt, and the other 20% straight into the wallets of citizens who’ve been drained by government bloat. Score!

Now, let’s take a moment to soak up the brilliance of this idea. While stuffy bureaucrats in D.C. are busy chasing their tails, Trump’s over here pivoting like a boss, dreaming up ways to bring relief to everyday Americans. It’s about time politicians quit with the useless spending sprees and gave us back some of our own money, right?

Even better, the potential one-time checks would be a fitting “sorry we took you for granted” note from Uncle Sam for all the waste that’s been happening behind closed doors. That’s the kind of direct action we love to see—cut the red tape, and bring on those checks.

Love him or hate him, Trump’s got the guts to think big and the drive to see it through. If this plan manages to wrangle some out-of-control spending and help everyday citizens get a financial lift, then put me down as a proud believer. Because, frankly, it’s about time Washington remembered who they actually work for: us.

So, President Trump, sign us up for this DOGE-lovin’, debt-cutting, check-wielding master plan. In the wild world of D.C. politics, sometimes all you need is a straightforward fix—and if it involves a bit of DOGE, even better. Bravo, Mr. President. Bring on the checks!