BREAKING: Trump On Money? Here’s The Plan For The New $250 Bill!

Hold onto your MAGA hats! U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson is about to make financial history (or at least give us the most epic collector’s item ever). He’s introducing legislation to get the Bureau of Engraving & Printing to design a $250 bill featuring none other than President Donald J. Trump. And honestly? It’s about time!

Why shouldn’t Trump be on our money? He’s the only president in recent history who actually fought to make the dollar worth something. Under Biden, our wallets have been getting thinner, our grocery bills have been getting thicker, and at this point, we might as well be carrying Monopoly money. If we’re going to have a new bill, it better represent someone who understands financial power—and no one screams winning quite like The Donald.

Can you imagine the flex of pulling out a crisp Trump $250 bill? “Oh, you have twenties? That’s cute. I deal in Trumps.” It’s the perfect bill for high-rolling patriots who believe in a strong economy, fair trade, and the art of the deal. Plus, it would be the ultimate middle finger to the inflation-loving, tax-hiking bureaucrats who seem to think money grows on socialist trees.

Of course, the liberal media is already clutching their pearls. “Trump on money?! The horror!” Meanwhile, they’d probably be thrilled to slap AOC on a $3 bill (because let’s be honest, that’s about what her economic policies are worth). The truth is, Trump deserves this. They’ve tried to erase him, silence him, and indict him six ways to Sunday—but here he is, still making history, still leading the movement, and soon, potentially, still in your wallet.

And let’s be real—this is just step one. First, Trump on our money. Next stop? Mount Rushmore. The fact that they haven’t started carving already is a crime against history.