6 Rush-Isms That Totally Trigger The Left

Rush Limbaugh is a lot of things. He’s a conservative trailblazer, an icon, and a reliable source in a fake news world.

To me, Rush is one of the most powerful conservative voices we have and I don’t express my gratitude nearly enough. Rush taught me how to explain conservative values simply-in a postcard, not a letter. That down to earth approach to politics explains the election of Donald Trump, it has fueled my career in communications, and it has secured a future of our conservative moment.

He’s an institution.

But to liberal snowflakes, Rush is something else entirely: A HUGE TRIGGER.

While simultaneously claiming to be the most sensitive people in the world, liberal radicals wish for his complete and total destruction on the reg.

When he announced on Monday that he was suffering from advanced lung cancer, they could not contain their excitement. (Just a few examples of their hatred in the comments here.)

While I will be spending a part of my day shedding a light on the repulsive commentary of these basement dwelling freaks, I’d like to spend the rest of it further triggering them into oblivion… like Rush would want.

So, in honor of our dear Rush, here are my top 6 Rush-isms that completely devastate the left.

1. “Drive By Media”

Rush coined this term years before “fake news” to describe the way liberal media delivers misleading statements in quick succession without context or explanation (like a drive-by shooter).

2. Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

The majority of those who dispute this message are, in fact, ugly women. I think we can all agree this is 100% true.

3. There is a distinct singular American culture – rugged individualism and self-reliance – which made America great.

Modern liberals call this “toxic masculinity” while demanding universal income for able-bodied adults.

4. Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

Why do you think they’re so freaked out about Donald Trump’s record-breaking number of judicial appointments?

5. No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.

Bernie Sanders is still trying his hardest to single-handedly prove Rush wrong on this one.

6. Too many Americans can’t laugh at themselves anymore.

This will be proven by the angry trolls who can’t stay out of my twitter mentions after reading this article.

I will be saying my prayers for Rush Limbaugh and doing my best to carry on the legacy he’s built for this great movement that has defined my life.

Keep them crying, Rush! I am still learning.