BREAKING: How Congress Just Took Its First Step Toward Federalizing Our Elections

A very tepid Seasons Greetings from your favorite Congressmen who just spent $1.7 trillion dollars of your money (the omnibus) on really exciting stupid things like a shiney new office building for the corrupt Federal Bureau of Investigation. But that’s not all, the bill actually took radical steps forward on federalizing the outcomes of our elections. Gee, how could that possibly go wrong? 

Federalizing our Election Processes 

If it wasn’t enough that American election integrity is already in the gutter, Congress has taken it upon themselves to give the federal government more power in determining processes and outcomes. What a good idea! 

Sounds great guys what could possibly go wrong with these totally reasonable provisions not at all designed to stop the American people from challenging the validity of ridiculous election outcomes.