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The Oscar Nominations Are Here! Here Are The Best, Worst, Biggest Snubs, And Big Surprises
No matter how much Hollywood sucks (which is quite a lot), and no matter how political or bought-and-paid-for these awards tend to be – the Academy Awards remains the top award in the film industry and is considered the gold standard for whether or not a film is a high quality. Its only true rival is the Free Press Fail Freedom Award whose nominations have not yet been announced in 2023.
Even in recent years the Academy politics have been thwarted by the voice of the voters and high quality, special, and even conservative-friendly films have taken wins including CODA from last year and Nomadland from the year prior – both of which enjoyed high critical analysis from the Conservative Critic and the former of which received a Freedom award from Best Supporting Actor.
So you don’t have to follow it. I am on the sometimes painful and definitely long journey of watching all the Oscar front runners. For a full list of nominees see here.
Here are the best, worst, most surprising, and biggest snubs for the nominations this year:
Best: Top Gun: Maverick for Best Picture
Based on the lack of nomination for Tom Cruise in the acting categories or for the film’s director or cinematography (more on this), Top Gun: Maverick is unlikely to take the top prize despite quite clearly and objectively being the best movie of this year and probably in the last five years. I was glad to see it nominated as it more than deserved the credit and accolades for single handedly saving films, pioneering technique, and blending nostalgia with high quality new content.
Worst: Elvis for Best Makeup and Hairstyling
Austin Butler was truly great as Elvis (he might think he actually is Elvis) and definitely deserves the Best Actor nomination. But the film itself was absolute garbage. Irredeemably bad. One of the worst elements of the entire movie was the God awful makeup and hair. The prosthetics in the movie were so bad they looked like the same ones used when Mike Meyers played Fat Bastard in Austin Powers. They weren’t as good as the ones Tyra Banks wore to pretend to be fat. Even setting aside the atrocious prosthetics (which is a big portion of how makeup gets judged) the hair and makeup itself was insane. Austin’s fake tan looked like 13 year old me had applied it before a pool party sleepover. His eyeliner was thicker than Billie Joe Armstrong in the early aughts. But after all that overdoing, the makeup and hair artists made the absolutely wild decision to totally downplay Priscilla’s makeup and hair even though she was known for a giant beehive and big winged eyeliner. Elvis was trash, but it’s unbelievable that the actual worst party of an already terrible film was nominated for an award.
Biggest Snub: No nominations for Top Gun: Maverick in directing or cinematography
There is a major flag on the play for me when it comes to the Top Gun: Maverick production snubs. The team produced a film unlike any film ever made in history. They used technology that has never been used in film before. They had actors actually in military jets flying in g-force with cameras able to capture the action with such clarity that it did not hurt the integrity of the film. You had a director, Joseph Kosinski, who was directing his actors literally while they were in the sky flying at jet speeds. I know cinematography is about the artistic vision of the film, but the film was beautiful and the director had to manage that by directing jet pilots on where to fly and what to capture and by sending his team into high intensity flight scenarios. Tom Cruise was literally flying a jet in the film and they captured it beautifully. These two omissions are unforgivable. Read here for how immensely difficult and technical their unique film technique was to create Top Gun: Maverick. This film is the best of a decade on technique alone.
Best surprise: Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris for Best Costume Design
A sweet and lovely film about a woman who has had a tough time and just wants to buy a fancy dress in Paris, Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris is not the normal Oscar fare. But the film features absolutely stunning vintage Dior recreations that are as appealing in the film as they were when they walked the runway in the 1950s. On top of that, the film really captures something special about the connection between a beautiful dress and a lifted spirit. The film is all about the costumes and fully deserves the nomination if not the win.
Unconfirmed Snub: The Decision to Leave for Best International Picture or Best Picture
I have not yet seen The Decision to Leave but the internet is absolutely abuzz with its alleged “snubbing.” It is apparently a beautiful film that was the best on the international circuit. I will check it out and report back if it’s any good. I’ve seen a lot of stills and it does appear to be a work of art.
Worst Surprise: Ana De Armas in Blonde for Best Actress in a Leading Role
I have not seen Blonde. I will never see Blonde. I do not care how well Ana De Armas can cry on cue or “do Marilyn Monroe.” The film (and source material) is a disgusting rape fantasy which fetishises the domineering of Monroe and masqueredes as a gritty retelling of truth. The film invents sexual assaults, forced abortions, and horrific abuses which never occurred and delivers them with highly graphic detail including a close up of Monroe giving fellatio to JFK before he calls her a dirty slut. This is not done to sympathize with Monroe but to instead create a weird, violent, pornographic fantasy about her. It should not be rewarded whatsoever. Leave it to Hollywood to reward an actress for doing something so disgustingly perverted and harmful to women including the real life woman she was portraying.
Here’s the full list: 2023 | Oscars.org | Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
Best Picture
All Quiet on the Western Front
Avatar: The Way of Water
The Banshees of Inisherin
Elvis
Everything Everywhere All at Once
The Fabelmans
TÁR
Top Gun: Maverick
Triangle of Sadness
Women Talking
Best Director
Martin McDonagh, The Banshees of Inisherin
Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Steven Spielberg, The Fabelmans
Todd Field, TÁR
Ruben Östlund, Triangle of Sadness
Best Actor
Austin Butler, Elvis
Colin Farrell, The Banshees of Inisherin
Brendan Fraser, The Whale
Paul Mescal, Aftersun
Bill Nighy, Living
Best Actress
Cate Blanchett, TÁR
Ana de Armas, Blonde
Andrea Riseborough, To Leslie
Michelle Williams, The Fabelmans
Michelle Yeoh, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Best Supporting Actor
Brendan Gleeson, The Banshees of Inisherin
Brian Tyree Henry, Causeway
Judd Hirsch, The Fabelmans
Barry Keoghan, The Banshees of Inisherin
Ke Huy Quan, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Best Supporting Actress
Angela Bassett, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
Hong Chau, The Whale
Kerry Condon, The Banshees of Inisherin
Jamie Lee Curtis, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Stephanie Hsu, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Best Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson, and Ian Stokell, All Quiet on the Western Front
Rian Johnson, Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
Kazuo Ishiguro, Living
Screenplay by Ehren Kruger, Eric Warren Singer, and Christopher McQuarrie, story by Peter Craig and Justin Marks, Top Gun: Maverick
Sarah Polley, Women Talking
Best Writing (Original Screenplay)
Martin McDonagh, The Banshees of Inisherin
Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Steven Spielberg and Tony Kushner, The Fabelmans
Todd Field, TÁR
Ruben Östlund, Triangle of Sadness
Best Animated Feature Film
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio
Marcel the Shell With Shoes On
Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
The Sea Beast
Turning Red
Best International Feature Film
All Quiet on the Western Front
Argentina, 1985
Close
Eo
The Quiet Girl
Best Documentary Feature
All That Breathes
All the Beauty and the Bloodshed
Fire of Love
A House Made of Splinters
Navalny
Best Film Editing
Mikkel E.G. Nielsen, The Banshees of Inisherin
Matt Villa and Jonathan Redmond, Elvis
Paul Rogers, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Monika Willi, TÁR
Eddie Hamilton, Top Gun: Maverick
Best Cinematography
James Friend, All Quiet on the Western Front
Darius Khondji, Bardo, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths
Mandy Walker, Elvis
Roger Deakins, Empire of Light
Florian Hoffmeister, TÁR
Best Costume Design
Mary Zophres, Babylon
Ruth E. Carter, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
Catherine Martin, Elvis
Shirley Kurata, Everything Everywhere All at Once
Jenny Beavan, Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris
Best Makeup and Hairstyling
Heike Merker and Linda Eisenhamerová, All Quiet on the Western Front
Naomi Donne, Mike Marino, and Mike Fontaine, The Batman
Camille Friend and Joel Harlow, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
Mark Coulier, Jason Baird, and Aldo Signoretti, Elvis
Adrien Morot, Judy Chin, and Anne Marie Bradley, The Whale
Best Production Design
Christian M. Goldbeck and Ernestine Hipper, All Quiet on the Western Front
Dylan Cole, Ben Procter, and Vanessa Cole, Avatar: The Way of Water
Florencia Martin and Anthony Carlino, Babylon
Catherine Martin, Karen Murphy, and Bev Dunn, Elvis
Rick Carter and Karen O’Hara, The Fabelmans
Best Music (Original Song)
“Applause” from Tell It Like a Woman, music and lyrics by Dianne Warren
“Hold My Hand” from Top Gun: Maverick, music and lyrics by Lady Gaga and BloodPop
“Lift Me Up” from Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, music and lyrics by Tems, Rihanna, Ryan Coogler, and Ludwig Goransson
“Naatu Naatu” from RRR, music by M.M. Keeravaani, lyrics by Chandrabose
“This Is a Life” from Everything Everywhere All at Once, music by Ryan Lott, David Byrne, and Mitski, lyrics by Ryan Lott
Best Music (Original Score)
Volker Bertelmann, All Quiet on the Western Front
Justin Hurwitz, Babylon
Carter Burwell, The Banshees of Inisherin
Son Lux, Everything Everywhere All at Once
John Williams, The Fabelmans
Best Sound
Viktor Prášil, Frank Kruse, Markus Stemler, Lars Ginzel, and Stefan Korte, All Quiet on the Western Front
Julian Howarth, Gwendolyn Yates Whittle, Dick Bernstein, Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, and Michael Hedges, Avatar: The Way of Water
Stuart Wilson, William Files, Douglas Murray, and Andy Nelson, The Batman
David Lee, Wayne Pashley, Andy Nelson, and Michael Keller, Elvis
Mark Weingarten, James H. Mather, Al Nelson, Chris Burdon, and Mark Taylor, Top Gun: Maverick
Best Visual Effects
Frank Petzold, Viktor Müller, Markus Frank, and Kamil Jafar, All Quiet on the Western Front
Joe Letteri, Richard Baneham, Eric Saindon, and Daniel Barrett, Avatar: The Way of Water
Dan Lemmon, Russell Earl, Anders Langlands, and Dominic Tuohy, The Batman
Geoffrey Baumann, Craig Hammack, R. Christopher White, and Dan Sudick, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
Ryan Tudhope, Seth Hill, Bryan Litson, and Scott R. Fisher, Top Gun: Maverick
Best Animated Short Film
The Boy, the Mole, the Fox, and the Horse
The Flying Sailor
Ice Merchants
My Year of Dicks
An Ostrich Told Me the World Is Fake, and I Think I Believe It
Best Live Action Short Film
An Irish Goodbye
Ivalu
Le Pupille
Night Ride
The Red Suitcase
Best Documentary Short
The Elephant Whisperers
Haulout
How Do You Measure a Year?
The Martha Mitchell Effect
Stranger at the Gate