BREAKING: Joe Biden Wants You To LICK This! (WHAT?!)

Just when we thought Joe Biden couldn’t get any weirder, he goes and outdoes himself. In a recent speech, the President of the United States uttered the cringiest sentence we’ve heard in a while: “Let’s go lick the world.”

Seriously, Joe? What does that even mean? Is it some kind of bizarre euphemism? Or did you just have a stroke mid-sentence? We don’t know, but what we do know is that this is not the kind of language we expect from the leader of the free world.

It’s no secret that Joe Biden has a history of saying strange and inappropriate things. But this one takes the cake. We’re all for being optimistic and ambitious, but this is just plain weird. Maybe Joe should stick to reading from a teleprompter instead of trying to ad-lib.

But hey, maybe we’re overreacting. Maybe “let’s go lick the world” is the kind of thing that the cool kids say these days. Or maybe it’s a secret message to his alien overlords. We’ll leave it up to you to decide.