THAT’S IT! The Investigation On The White House Cocaine Has Officially Been Closed

The White House was evacuated on Sunday, July 2, after the Secret Service discovered a suspicious white powder within its premises. Subsequent testing revealed the substance to be cocaine, leading to widespread concerns about the safety and integrity of the President’s residence.

For like five minutes.

This week, the Secret Service officially concluded its investigation into the incident, leaving many questions unanswered. Despite their efforts, investigators were unable to identify a suspect or determine the exact day the illegal substance was left behind. The cocaine was cunningly placed in a security camera blind spot, further complicating the search for clues.

To make matters more perplexing, the baggie, which underwent advanced testing at two federal labs, yielded no usable fingerprint or DNA evidence. It is highly unlikely that the culprit was wearing gloves in the middle of July, raising suspicions of a deliberate cover-up.

While there is no direct evidence linking the President’s son, who has a well-documented history of drug abuse, to the cocaine found in the White House, his presence at the residence just two days prior to the discovery raises eyebrows. It is crucial, however, to stress that no concrete proof exists to incriminate him at this time.

In the wake of these disturbing revelations, members of Congress were briefed by the Secret Service on the investigation. Following the briefing, Representative Tim Burchett took to Twitter and posted a video, dubbing the entire ordeal “another cover-up” by the Biden family. Such allegations, while speculative, highlight the growing skepticism surrounding the Biden administration’s ability to maintain transparency and accountability.

Former President Trump also weighed in on the matter with his personal opinion, suggesting that both Hunter Biden and President Joe Biden could be involved, citing Joe Biden’s questionable public appearances as potential evidence of a deeper issue.

He told Real America’s Voice host Wayne Allyn Root: “In my opinion, it’s Hunter and probably Joe. Because you watch Joe at the beginning of a speech and he’s got a little life — not much — but by the end of the speech, he’s a disaster. He can’t find his way off the stage. So, there’s something going on there, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was for both of them.”

Though purely conjecture, Trump’s remarks serve as a reminder of the ongoing concerns regarding the Biden family’s conduct.